He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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