The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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