Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You can't just leave with hair like that
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize
