You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
home. puking in laundry basket.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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