By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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