For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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