so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
its not stalking. its research.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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