I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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