He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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