I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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