Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
one might say we're banned from that church
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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