Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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