so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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