is your mom at the bar?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Damn victory sex feels great
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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