I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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