Plan B is the new Plan A
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
