Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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