i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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