I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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