I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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