loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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