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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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