dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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