whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
