This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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