and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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