Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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