I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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