idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
please don't ironically join a cult
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