we're blogging at a bar
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Randomize
