You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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