doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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