some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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