I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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