She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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