I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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