what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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