like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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