Just fell off a train. Bad.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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