the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
did i walk over a car last night?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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