In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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