Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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