On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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