You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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