Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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