If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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