did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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