I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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