I CAN MOONWALK!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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