So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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