she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.