So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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