i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
