Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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