i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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